Friday, August 28, 2009

kickoff destroys your mind

ummm, so i don't know who invented kickoff but they deserve a firm kick in the cooch. like i don't want to stand outside, in 102 degree weather with children i dont even like for 4 flipping hours. nope, i dont know anyone who wants that. and then no one remebers their forms, and you have to get back in the line, and carry 12 bagillion books to your car, and literally get in fistfights with people to see your counselor, and its just absoluteley the single stupidist thing mankind has ever come up with.

quote of the day: duck and cover


kickoff. something i have been trying to avoid. we all know that's not going to happen. my experience last year was... well lets not talk about it. okay i will. i was there 4 and a half freaking hours! and i was even ten minutes early. and that is good for me. i am normally at least ten minutes late to school everyday so i thought, ten minutes early rebecca, u are golden! apparently not. apparentyl everyone else had the idea to come 45 minutes early. so this year i wanted to be prepared. so i set my alarm for 6:40 and i woke up at 7:20. i ended up getting to school not when i wanted but i was like whatever. i get out of the car , and i am like great now i have to see 500 people i dnt like. this is going ot be great. . i had a great conversation with mrs. durso. and i avoided hte rest of the people i dnt like, minus a good 7 people. it was a much better expereince than i thought it would be. i get home and my arms are so tired, i can barely lift my water glass.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Losing our sanity in target

The Hodge and Jack had literally nothing to do yesterday. we debated for approximately 2 and a half hours and finally set the destination to home town buffet. and let us just tell you that was the best decision of our lives! we stayed there for about 2 hours and 15 minutes, and after our excessive food binge starting at 3 o'clock in the afternoon; we had adventures in target. at one point in target we pretty much forgot where we were and hodge ended up on the floor having a seizure and jack flipped into the cart becuase she was laughing so hard. there was this extremely skinnywoman looking at bathing suits who just looked at us and judged our antics, but honestly can you blame her, we looked like walking, talking, psycho, schiztophrenic, delusional homeless people. we probably shouldnt have eaten that much, we were very delusional and that whole night is a vague blur. but we got a nice nap in the furniture section and oatmeal cream pies were on sale for a buck 25, couldnt pass that up! which of course only added to the delusion. we purchsed an excellent movie for $4.75, i mean that is a great value. it was a great day.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

battle at the beach

isn't it funny when you don't see people for the whole entire summer, and then you see these people four days in a row. this happens because all of your friends move to college and there is no one left!!!! And all the other people are not awesome enough to hang out with hodge and jack. Or they blow us off for their boyfriends....whatever. that's okay though, we can handle this. we are better than this. we are fine. so the hodge and jack and two unamed male friends took a trip to the beach yesterday and had a good time. there was a wet sand fight. which i will tell you hurts like a bitch and can leave welts. just to let you know unamed male boy number one, you did not win, the jack won for sure! anyway it was a good day, and the hodge and jack ended it with eating mexican food, and watching he is just not that into you. a very shitty movie we must say.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Taylor and Rebecca's Daily adventures

so rebecca has an unfortunate situation. Her purse never had the little shoplifters tag removed, and now EVERY store we leave, all the sirens go off. So we went into bestbuy, and her coach purse sets off all the sensors, typical. So we made friends with a really nice black guy, who is like 6'5 and 275 lbs. And he deactivated her retarted purse, and we left without setting of any of the sirens, rebecca did a little kick in the air and it was a good day. We made good choices.
Quote of the day: "Classic pig"

Part 2 of this day.
Me and taylor enter forever 21 and are a little overwhelmed by that cluddered store. we lay our eyes on this like corset type shirt that is so fugly, i felt like the mira mesa prostitute wouldn't even wear it. so after about an hour..... yea whatever. we try our shit on and this woman, this random woman comments on taylors outfit that she tried on like she had a say. and she is like" oh girl, my daughter just tried on a really cute top, i think it would look good on you for the event you are going to". so taylor opens my curtain when i have no clothes on and i am like, "what the fuck was that!" and she is like " I KNOW!". so the woman is like oh girl here it is. it was the same hideous top we commented on at the beginning. we hid from her the rest of the day. end of story.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

the first day of the rest of our life

Today is the first day of our first blog. happy birthday. we feel like we have just birthed a child. not in the literal sense, but in the sense that we have accomplished something. like when mustard is on sale. ya know? it's just a great feeling, and i can't explain. like i have just brought something into this world and it's all ours. i think i will name this blog timothy. yes, timothy is your new name. i wonder what me and taylor jackson's baby's would turn out like. i guess this. except it wouldn't be as black as this background. i wonder if the baby would have soft enamel? who knows?
Quote of the day: (haven't come across it yet)
and thats the story of my life