Losing our sanity in target

The Hodge and Jack had literally nothing to do yesterday. we debated for approximately 2 and a half hours and finally set the destination to home town buffet. and let us just tell you that was the best decision of our lives! we stayed there for about 2 hours and 15 minutes, and after our excessive food binge starting at 3 o'clock in the afternoon; we had adventures in target. at one point in target we pretty much forgot where we were and hodge ended up on the floor having a seizure and jack flipped into the cart becuase she was laughing so hard. there was this extremely skinnywoman looking at bathing suits who just looked at us and judged our antics, but honestly can you blame her, we looked like walking, talking, psycho, schiztophrenic, delusional homeless people. we probably shouldnt have eaten that much, we were very delusional and that whole night is a vague blur. but we got a nice nap in the furniture section and oatmeal cream pies were on sale for a buck 25, couldnt pass that up! which of course only added to the delusion. we purchsed an excellent movie for $4.75, i mean that is a great value. it was a great day.