Sorry its been a long time since our last post. Oatmeal creme pies are quite distracting. And they have taken over our lives and bodies....literally. We were oatmeal creme pies for halloween. And i don't think they have made us any skinnier.
The other part of this is our new obsession with new german boy unamed number 1...but there is not a number 2, but that is just his new name. He has soft man hands. We also believe that under his eclectic german music t-shirts is the body of a crouching tiger.....again....very distracting.
Recently the hodge and jack have discovered the lifetime movie channel together. We both have always enjoyed this as our guilty pleasure, but once we spilled our deep secret together, we realized that this is just another reason why we are best friends. We watched an excellent feature film about a teenage boy who became "obsessed' with porn. im sorry, but since when has porn been bad? its perfectley healthy, normal and natural, and honestly; who cares what the 15 year old boy is doing alone in his room. you know what? just leave him alone! that is what he really wants. If he wants to stare at tities....good for him. At least it's a choice. People go all their lives without making the choice that they want. He wanted the tities...so good for him!
All in all, its been a good couple of months. Filled with donuts, zebra cakes and some good real housewives of atlanta.
Now we are off to Ci Ci's pizza and Buffet... the moment we have been waiting for. We will let you know how that goes. The jack may be so wounded that she can't drive us home. and thats ok.
quote of the day: "most of the time, trashy tv is actually really good."
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